Dwight

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE SKETCHYMCSKETCH!

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE SKETCHYMCSKETCH!
   Dwight

I'm an idiot? Fact. As evidenced by my feeding of the troll.

I'm an idiot? Fact. As evidenced by my feeding of the troll.   Dwight

When were together, we're cooler than everyone else. False. Cool is a saying which explains the temperature of the weather, thus, you and your companion can not be a temperature

When were together, we're cooler than everyone else. False.
Cool is a saying which explains the temperature of the weather, thus, you and your companion can not be a temperature  Dwight

You only live once False. Reincarnation.

You only live once False. 
Reincarnation.  Dwight

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? False. Ugly is still Ugly

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? False. 
Ugly is still Ugly  Dwight

Patrick is stupid because he lives under a rock? False. It's because starfish don't have brains.

Patrick is stupid because he lives under a rock? False. 
It's because starfish don't have brains.  Dwight

Your wallet is crying? False. Wallets aren't organisms, and as such are incapable of producing tears.

Your wallet is crying? False.
Wallets aren't organisms, and as such are incapable of producing tears.  Dwight

age is just a number false, age is a word

age is just a number false, age is a word  Dwight

Run like the wind? Impossible. The wind is not a sentient being nor does it posses legs, leaving it incapable of running.

Run like the wind? Impossible. The wind is not a sentient being nor does it posses legs, leaving it incapable of running.  Dwight

Go Back to December? FAlse one cannot travel backwards through time; Therefore you must wait 23 days like everyone else

Go Back to December? 
FAlse one cannot travel backwards through time; Therefore you must wait 23 days like everyone else  Dwight
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