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This is mostly a practical module... Exam worth 80%

This is mostly a practical module... Exam worth 80%  Engineering Professor

welcome to grad school. I will be proofreading all your suicide notes.

welcome to grad school. I will be proofreading all your suicide notes.  Engineering Professor

"My tests are exactly like the multiple choice quizzes" Doesn't give back quizzes

Class average 3/10 "This should be trivial"

Class average 3/10

"The test should be over material we covered in class" Gets his answers from an answer bank that doesn't match the material

Your project looks like you just put poster paint up your butt and farted. A+

Your project looks like you just put poster paint up your butt and farted. A+  Engineering Professor

Fuck Finite Fuck it!

Fuck Finite Fuck it!  Engineering Professor

This is X. There is something called Y that is similar to X, but we won't do anything with Y. All homeworks and past exams solely test X. puts y on midterm

This is X. There is something called Y that is similar to X, but we won't do anything with Y. All homeworks and past exams solely test X. puts y on midterm  Engineering Professor

I love getting head losses that converge while analyzing pipe networks.

I love getting head losses that converge while analyzing pipe networks.  Engineering Professor

Get the problem right Takes off partial credit

Get the problem right Takes off partial credit  Engineering Professor
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