Engineering Professor

"I believe Land Titles is Simple to understand." Fills entire blackboard with complex charts

I taught Beller everything he fucking knows. BECAUSE I AM BELLER.

I taught Beller everything he fucking knows. BECAUSE I AM BELLER.  Engineering Professor

"the test should only take an hour if you know the material" takes 3 weeks to make an answer key & 5 months to grade

Doesn't hold his office hours so he can go to Las Vegas Gives programming assignment over your Thanksgiving break

Doesn't hold his office hours so he can go to Las Vegas Gives programming assignment over your Thanksgiving break  Engineering Professor

don't drink in class it's disrespectful walks in with a thermos

don't drink in class it's disrespectful walks in with a thermos  Engineering Professor

Leading authority on complicated subject no one understands makes you get into groups to discuss material and learn from each other

Leading authority on complicated subject no one understands makes you get into groups to discuss material and learn from each other  Engineering Professor

"sets final for saturday morning at 8:00" decides his TA's can give final and sleeps in

Doesn't understand anything on the board... Should've taken Math Studies

Doesn't understand anything on the board... Should've taken Math Studies  Engineering Professor

Yo dawg, I herd you like integrals So I put integrals inside your integrals so you'll have no social life

Yo dawg, I herd you like integrals So I put integrals inside your integrals so you'll have no social life  Engineering Professor

ask DInnage a question doesnt stop talking

ask DInnage a question doesnt stop talking   Engineering Professor
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