Engineering Professor

"Are there any questions?" Doesn't turn around to look if any hands are up

"The final exam is on everything we have learned so far this semester." Only tests on the last chapter.

the math is quite simple you see 1 horny boy - his girlfriend + spare time = beats dick til its red

the math is quite simple you see 1 horny boy - his girlfriend + spare time = beats dick til its red  Engineering Professor

Professor of electrical engineering Can't get microphone to work or turn on computer.

Professor of electrical engineering Can't get microphone to work or turn on computer.  Engineering Professor

computer science isn't that hard, it only takes me 15 minutes to write the same program you wrote Dedicated 30 years of his professional career coding

computer science isn't that hard, it only takes me 15 minutes to write the same program you wrote Dedicated 30 years of his professional career coding  Engineering Professor

Unfortuantely we didn't have time to cover everything this semester All of those chapters we didn't get to will be on the exam

Unfortuantely we didn't have time to cover everything this semester All of those chapters we didn't get to will be on the exam  Engineering Professor

Sigma = theta This is illogical

Sigma = theta This is illogical  Engineering Professor

Explains that there isn't time to cover all the content For 30 minutes each lecture

Explains that there isn't time to cover all the content For 30 minutes each lecture  Engineering Professor

"i would like to start this year off by saying..." "...You're all fucked."

"We have a massive database of works, if you cheat you get penalized" Penalizes for not making assignment exactly as expected on his own head

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