Evil Plotting Raccoon

Sneak into redditor's house Makes him wonder when he got a cat

Sneak into redditor's house Makes him wonder when he got a cat  Evil Plotting Raccoon

watch tv show with paranoid parrot 1000 ways to die

watch tv show with paranoid parrot 1000 ways to die  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I will change a wikipedia article myself and ask reddit which one of them did it

I will change a wikipedia article myself and ask reddit which one of them did it  Evil Plotting Raccoon

i cut his molly with meth and cocaine

i cut his molly  with meth and cocaine  Evil Plotting Raccoon

My plan to take over the world begins with.... me taking over your house and eating oreos oh yeaaahh!!

My plan to take over the world begins with.... me taking over your house and eating oreos oh yeaaahh!!   Evil Plotting Raccoon

Racoooon! Happy birthday!

Racoooon! Happy birthday!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll say I typed a URL wrong Then I can repost without rebuke!

I'll say I typed a URL wrong Then I can repost without rebuke!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Im gonna say i'll get downvoted for this That way i'll get upvoted

Im gonna say i'll get downvoted for this That way i'll get upvoted  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll post the saddest part of The Fox and The Hound The sobbing dopes will throw their Karma at my feet

I'll post the saddest part of The Fox and The Hound The sobbing dopes will throw their Karma at my feet  Evil Plotting Raccoon

People think I won the lotto But I'm just cashing in on the karma

People think I won the lotto But I'm just cashing in on the karma  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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