Evil Plotting Raccoon

Let's knock over some garbage cans

Let's knock over some garbage cans  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll make everyone think I'm not eating meat for lent and then I can eat the whole vegetarian pizza by myself

I'll make everyone think I'm not eating meat for lent and then I can eat the whole vegetarian pizza by myself  Evil Plotting Raccoon

i'll tell them how poorly my other posts did then the sympathy upvotes will pour in

i'll tell them how poorly my other posts did then the sympathy upvotes will pour in  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Work as waitress Act like you have a chance with me so I'll get a bigger tip

Work as waitress Act like you have a chance with me so I'll get a bigger tip  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Tells friends he has huge april fools day prank planned Friends freak out trying to figure out the prank, not realizing that that was the prank!

Tells friends he has huge april fools day prank planned Friends freak out trying to figure out the prank, not realizing that that was the prank!   Evil Plotting Raccoon

Create tension between North and South Ameristralia Become the harbinger of the first Ameristralian Civil War

Create tension between North and South Ameristralia Become the harbinger of the first Ameristralian Civil War  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Started the douchebag parent meme to later brag about my 'more awesome than your' parents

Started the douchebag parent meme to later brag about my 'more awesome than your' parents  Evil Plotting Raccoon

no cute pets of my own find obscure animals on the internet so nobody will know if it's cute or not

no cute pets of my own find obscure animals on the internet so nobody will know if it's cute or not  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Compilations All the karma, no accusations of reposting

Compilations All the karma, no  accusations of reposting  Evil Plotting Raccoon

left r/aww open on bosses work computer this morning before meeting.. So, your sales derr..oh hey do you know where i can get my dog a bowtie?

left r/aww open on bosses work computer this morning before meeting.. So, your sales derr..oh hey do you know where i can get my dog a bowtie?  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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