Evil Plotting Raccoon

thanks to reddit doctors i know how to act sick when i'm really not

thanks to reddit doctors i know how to act sick when i'm really not  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Yes, Yes... Everything is going according to my plan.

Yes, Yes... Everything is going according to my plan.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Drink all the WINE!

Drink all the  WINE!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Say things they love and they will come oh they will come

Say things they love and they will come  oh they will come   Evil Plotting Raccoon

Set up speed traps around Commuting colleges on finals week

Set up speed traps around Commuting colleges  on finals week  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Posts an AMA request for the Redditor from Bouvet island Answers the AMA from an alt account

Posts an AMA request for the Redditor from Bouvet island Answers the AMA from an alt account  Evil Plotting Raccoon

sleep with a fan on the constant humming will drown out any "temporary sound"

sleep with a fan on the constant humming will drown out any

We'll make a post about how much finals week sucks Then all the procrastinating college students will have to upvote it

We'll make a post about how much finals week sucks Then all the procrastinating college students will have to upvote it  Evil Plotting Raccoon

if i post "more in comments" i will get comment and link karma

if i post

i'll say i tagged him as something clever i don't even have res

i'll say i tagged him as something clever i don't even have res  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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