Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then, I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.

I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then, I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I’ll say I'm prepared for downvotes so redditors won’t bother to downvote!

I’ll say I'm prepared for downvotes  so redditors won’t bother to downvote!   Evil Plotting Raccoon

Installed new wifi in our guest meeting room prior to 16 man marketing workshop tomorrow. Left organiser post-it with password : "NOT SURE BUT ITS IN LOWERCASE NO SPACES"

Installed new wifi in our guest meeting room prior to 16 man marketing workshop tomorrow. Left organiser post-it with password :

Found my ex girlfriend's username Downvote all her comments and posts

Found my ex girlfriend's username Downvote all her comments and posts  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Take a picture of guy on bike in reddit outfit Lie about him saying something so he'll comment on the post & draw more attention

Take a picture of guy on bike in reddit outfit Lie about him saying something so he'll comment on the post & draw more attention  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I had sex with my sister's best friend in my sister's bed

I had sex with my sister's best friend in my sister's bed  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Ill steal my bosses dog and then "Find it" Ill look like a hero and get a raise

Ill steal my bosses dog and then

My friend and I will hold different doors open for the same person and watch them run into the divider out of confusion

My friend and I will hold different doors open for the same person and watch them run into the divider out of confusion  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Bowie going down to deposit? friiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeessss....

Bowie going down to deposit? friiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeessss....  Evil Plotting Raccoon

THIS. Is what your customer looks like on the other end of the phone

THIS. Is what your customer looks like on the other end of the phone  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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