Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll get a tan in France and Spain Then they'll have to ask me where I went.

I'll get a tan in France and Spain Then they'll have to ask me where I went.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll bark at him at 6:30 in the morning to make him take me outside and not go to the bathroom

I'll bark at him at 6:30 in the morning to make him take me outside and not go to the bathroom  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I will tell them i dont test for marijuana. So I can send them back to jail.

I will tell them i dont test for marijuana. So I can send them back to jail.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll have sex with friend's wife while he's deployed And then harvest karma saying I didn't

I'll have sex with friend's wife while he's deployed And then harvest karma saying I didn't  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll just write a really long reply to some guy who thinks he's smart And hope someone sees it and links it to /r/bestof

I'll just write a really long reply to some guy who thinks he's smart And hope someone sees it and links it to /r/bestof  Evil Plotting Raccoon

i would like you to know i am coming for that ass

i would like you to know i am coming for that ass  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll get you John Bruning

I'll get you John Bruning  Evil Plotting Raccoon

invites lame pun coon to a roast no pun intended

invites lame pun coon to a roast no pun intended  Evil Plotting Raccoon

finally decide to go to dominican still tells everyone to calm down

finally decide to go to dominican  still tells everyone to calm down   Evil Plotting Raccoon

LEARN FRIENDS EMAIL UNNERVE HIM

LEARN FRIENDS EMAIL UNNERVE HIM  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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