Evil Plotting Raccoon

That's 40 wet lashes With a wet noodle

That's 40 wet lashes  With a wet noodle  Evil Plotting Raccoon

if i post the app on the memes page all of the computer geeks will see it and use it

if i post the app on the memes page all of the computer geeks will see it and use it  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll trick them into doing pull ups by telling them they're weak

I'll trick them into doing pull ups by telling them they're weak  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll just pretend I can't do laundry correctly so my wife will always do it

I'll just pretend I can't do laundry correctly so my wife will always do it  Evil Plotting Raccoon

sells you molly it's mescaline

sells you molly it's mescaline  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I will pretend to be cutely naive And then, the cake!

I will pretend to be cutely naive And then, the cake!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Orange-red boyfriend asks me how to play the game Tell him to just upvote his commrads

Orange-red boyfriend asks me how to play the game Tell him to just upvote his commrads  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll just post this picture of my dad, hulk hogan, and I without saying who my dad is. Everyone knows he is billy mays. Roll on Karma train.

I'll just post this picture of my dad, hulk hogan, and I without saying who my dad is. Everyone knows he is billy mays. Roll on Karma train.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Well make memes about going to war with North Korea Then we'll make memes about how war is bad

Well make memes about going to war with North Korea
 Then we'll make memes about how war is bad
  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll use the "why haven't I done this sooner" askreddit to generate Advice mallard memes for months. Then all the karma will be mine!

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