Evil Plotting Raccoon

Make askreddit thread to attract police officers Tag all of them to make sure you don't confess to murders around them later

Make askreddit thread to attract police officers Tag all of them to make sure you don't confess to murders around them later  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Day 157: everyone has accepted me as a scheming raccoon No one has noticed i am jabba the hutt wearing a raccoon costume.

Day 157: everyone has accepted me as a scheming raccoon No one has noticed i am jabba the hutt wearing a raccoon costume.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll make it really obvious that I'm using a throwaway account then they'll have to believe my lie

I'll make it really obvious that I'm using a throwaway account then they'll have to believe my lie  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll have the duck remind them mother's day is coming up I'm guaranteed to get a nice gift

I'll have the duck remind them mother's day is coming up I'm guaranteed to get a nice gift  Evil Plotting Raccoon

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Yes, Yes... Let the free market flow thru you

Yes, Yes... Let the free market flow thru you  Evil Plotting Raccoon

and then after I get done with her I'm going to take your nuts! Meh he he he

and then after I get done with her I'm going to take your nuts! Meh he he he  Evil Plotting Raccoon

has aids... wont say shit!

has aids... wont say shit!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Gronkowski for sanchez? i think we can make this work

Gronkowski for sanchez? i think we can make this work  Evil Plotting Raccoon

DVR is full Cancel sister's show

DVR is full Cancel sister's show  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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