Evil Plotting Raccoon

Is heading to Fresh foods for lunch Walks through parking lot holding keys

Is heading to Fresh foods for lunch Walks through parking lot holding keys  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Patta cake, patta cake, Damn! That nigger stole my cake!!

Patta cake, patta cake,  Damn! That nigger stole my cake!!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Just wrapped my present for Insanity Wolf Medicated children

Just wrapped my present for Insanity Wolf Medicated children  Evil Plotting Raccoon

NSA spying on me huh? /r/spacedicks

NSA spying on me huh? /r/spacedicks  Evil Plotting Raccoon

finger pyramid of evil contemplation

finger pyramid  of evil contemplation  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Hosting birthday party you say? Excellent!

Hosting birthday party you say? Excellent!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

YES! YES! YES! it puts the lotion on its skin

YES! YES! YES! it puts the lotion on its skin   Evil Plotting Raccoon

Wake up early to do laundry Use all the hot water before roommates shower

Wake up early to do laundry Use all the hot water before roommates shower  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Soon they will be here... THE KUNGFU COMMANDO ROBOT RACOON NINJA LEGIONS

Soon they will be here... THE KUNGFU COMMANDO ROBOT RACOON NINJA LEGIONS  Evil Plotting Raccoon

excellent, excellent everything is going as planned

excellent, excellent everything is going as planned  Evil Plotting Raccoon
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