Evil Plotting Raccoon

if I mess with them enough Then they'll have pay attention to me

if I mess with them enough  Then they'll have pay attention to me   Evil Plotting Raccoon

my plan worked better than expected they are still waiting for me to open the safe

my plan worked better than expected they are still waiting for me to open the safe  Evil Plotting Raccoon

i'll pretend to be an australian posting during the day no one will know i'm posting at night in america

i'll pretend to be an australian posting during the day no one will know i'm posting at night in america  Evil Plotting Raccoon

send email to random company claiming that i "love" their products so they will send me free stuff

send email to random company claiming that i

Put Malicious Advice on an actual advice mallard people will go nuts!

Put Malicious Advice on an actual advice mallard people will go nuts!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Leave fake plans behind us in the pictures make USA really paranoid and attack them somewhere else

Leave fake plans behind us in the pictures make USA really paranoid and attack them somewhere else  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Submits the most unfunny content Reaches the top of the front page

Submits the most unfunny content Reaches the top of the front page  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Return a stolen car with theater tickets as an apology Rob the house of the car's owner on theater night

Return a stolen car with theater tickets as an apology Rob the house of the car's owner on theater night  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll send him to r/atheism and r/politics Then watch his karma plummet while I post the opposite view and gain karma

I'll send him to r/atheism and r/politics Then watch his karma plummet while I post the opposite view and gain karma  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I watched you while you slept. Then prayed for your quick demise.

I watched you while you slept. Then prayed for your quick demise.   Evil Plotting Raccoon
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