Evil Toddler

I'll pretend I fell asleep just as we pull into the driveway So I can get carried in to bed

I'll pretend I fell asleep just as we pull into the driveway So I can get carried in to bed  Evil Toddler

I'll shit Right when everyone starts eating

I'll shit Right when everyone starts eating  Evil Toddler

I know how to use a toilet i just wanna shit myself

I know how to use a toilet i just wanna shit myself   Evil Toddler

If he shares his drink We'll fill it with floaties!

If he shares his drink We'll fill it with floaties!  Evil Toddler

Actually sir.. 2 din ki chutti chahiye thi........

Actually sir.. 2 din ki chutti chahiye thi........  Evil Toddler

I'll break this new toy and get a newer toy

I'll break this new toy and get a newer toy  Evil Toddler

when you... catch her wearing a swirlkous.

when you... catch her wearing a swirlkous.  Evil Toddler

parents still think im sleeping in the car seat 3 2 1 explosive diarrhea and temper tantrum

parents still think im sleeping in the car seat 3 2 1 explosive diarrhea and temper tantrum  Evil Toddler

I made your vagina huge Daddy will never love you now!!

I made your vagina huge Daddy will never love you now!!  Evil Toddler

I WILL WAIT 5 minutes after you put me to bed to scream for a glass of water

I WILL WAIT 5 minutes after you put me to bed to scream for a glass of water  Evil Toddler
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