First World BDSM Problems

Said I want to be thrown into stocks Buys a beginner's guide on Economics

Said I want to be thrown into stocks Buys a beginner's guide on Economics  First World BDSM Problems

I don't remember where half my bruises came from

I don't remember where half my bruises came from  First World BDSM Problems

He caned my cougar ass Now he wants to swim in my pool

He caned my cougar ass Now he wants to swim in my pool  First World BDSM Problems

Decided to poke the Sadist You don't poke the Sadist!

Decided to poke the Sadist You don't poke the Sadist!  First World BDSM Problems

Asked to be lifted Master can't lift

Asked to be lifted Master can't lift  First World BDSM Problems

I said, "No, please don't do that" He didn't

I said,

My Master finally collared me. I'm allergic to the metal clasps.

My Master finally collared me.  I'm allergic to the metal clasps.  First World BDSM Problems

Told him I like whips and chains He gave me a copy of Roots

Told him I like whips and chains He gave me a copy of Roots  First World BDSM Problems

wants to use props boyfriend keeps missing with whip

wants to use props boyfriend keeps missing with whip  First World BDSM Problems

Told My Husband my new year's resolution was to have more kinky sex Bought $500 worth of sex toys before the new year

Told My Husband my new year's resolution was to have more kinky sex Bought $500 worth of sex toys before the new year  First World BDSM Problems
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