First World Metal Problems

Band/artist: Megadeath Genre: trash metal Caption 3 goes here

Band/artist: Megadeath Genre: trash metal Caption 3 goes here  First World Metal Problems

Wants to practice Death metal vocals Parents are sleeping

Wants to practice Death metal vocals Parents are sleeping  First World Metal Problems

Necrophagist announced the release date for new album 2112 A.D. Caption 3 goes here

Necrophagist announced the release date for new album 2112 A.D. Caption 3 goes here  First World Metal Problems

Me and my girl were doing it I couldn't cum: She left the radio on, Job for a cowboy was playing

Me and my girl were doing it I couldn't cum: She left the radio on, Job for a cowboy was playing  First World Metal Problems

I have a conventional last name like smith now i will never be a virtuosic shredder

I have a conventional last name like smith now i will never be a virtuosic shredder  First World Metal Problems

Wants to headbang to Dream theatre tempo changes every 0.0067 seconds

Wants to headbang to Dream theatre  tempo changes every 0.0067 seconds  First World Metal Problems

Likes Down more than Pantera gets so much shit for it

Likes Down more than Pantera gets so much shit for it  First World Metal Problems

Wants to play black metal I haven't read The Lord of The Rings trilogy

Wants to play black metal I haven't read The Lord of The Rings trilogy  First World Metal Problems

My stomach is a graveyard no living being can quench my bloodthirst

My stomach is a graveyard no living being can quench my bloodthirst  First World Metal Problems

Want to grow long hair Balding

Want to grow long hair Balding  First World Metal Problems
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