First World Metal Problems

I get even less respect than the drummer

 I get even less respect than the drummer  First World Metal Problems

Manowar's back in town Everyone's speakers exploded

Manowar's back in town Everyone's speakers exploded  First World Metal Problems

Got a sweet bullet belt for christmas blisters from trying to put it on

Got a sweet bullet belt for christmas blisters from trying to put it on  First World Metal Problems

directly in front of the rhythm guitarist can't hear the leads

directly in front of the rhythm guitarist can't hear the leads  First World Metal Problems

metalocalypse: lamb of god & dethklok w/ gojira tour got cancelled because randy blythe went to jail

metalocalypse: lamb of god & dethklok w/ gojira tour got cancelled because randy blythe went to jail  First World Metal Problems

What kind of music are you into? Oh, you mean like asking alexandria?

What kind of music are you into? Oh, you mean like asking alexandria?  First World Metal Problems

Too hot for jeans and leather Had to resort to cracker-jack clothes

Too hot for jeans and leather Had to resort to cracker-jack clothes  First World Metal Problems

Want to add digital instruments to progressive metal cynic did it 20 years ago

Want to add digital instruments to progressive metal
 cynic did it 20 years ago  First World Metal Problems

Can't understand band's vocals Anaal Nathrakh

Can't understand band's vocals Anaal Nathrakh  First World Metal Problems

bought a ton of metal shirts over the summer don't know which want one to wear on the first day of school

bought a ton of metal shirts over the summer don't know which want one to wear on the first day of school  First World Metal Problems
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