First World Metal Problems

Buys a sick band shirt at a show Shirt too short to wear after one trip through the laundry

Buys a sick band shirt at a show Shirt too short to wear after one trip through the laundry  First World Metal Problems

Wants to go to Knotfest For all the other bands

Wants to go to Knotfest  For all the other bands  First World Metal Problems

When I was younger, i Had all the time in the world to practice guitar but couldn't afford good equipment Now that I'm older, I have plenty of money to buy awesome equipment but no time to practice.

When I was younger, i Had all the time in the world to practice guitar but couldn't afford good equipment Now that I'm older, I have plenty of money to buy awesome equipment but no time to practice.  First World Metal Problems

Want a mosh pit Can barely walk from last night's pit.

Want a mosh pit Can barely walk from last night's pit.  First World Metal Problems

I'll never be as good as Tosin Abasi

I'll never be as good as  Tosin Abasi  First World Metal Problems

there haven't been any bolt thrower albums since 2005

 there haven't been any bolt thrower albums since 2005  First World Metal Problems

Can't choose which band shirt to wear today.

Can't choose  which band shirt to wear today.  First World Metal Problems

want to wear my goatwhore shirt but i don't want to get jumped by religious fundies

want to wear my goatwhore shirt but i don't want to get jumped by religious fundies  First World Metal Problems

Want to wear band shirt with violence and evil But I'm afaird I'll scare most girls away

Want to wear band shirt with violence and evil But I'm afaird I'll scare most girls away  First World Metal Problems

DevilDriver coming to Adelaide CANCELLED

DevilDriver coming to Adelaide CANCELLED  First World Metal Problems
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