First World Problems

I want to buy a E Pluribus Unum stamp But all my money says "in god we trust"

I want to buy a E Pluribus Unum stamp But all my money says

I bit into a grape thinking it was seedless. It wasn't

I bit into a grape thinking it was seedless. It wasn't  First World Problems

I'm home for thanksgiving break So i can't masturbate until my parents fall asleep

I'm home for thanksgiving break So i can't masturbate until my parents fall asleep  First World Problems

checking email meme sneak attack

checking email meme sneak attack  First World Problems

Went to Buffet Left buffet pants at home

Went to Buffet Left buffet pants at home  First World Problems

I have part of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth And i cant get it out

I have part of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth And i cant get it out  First World Problems

There are no chinese places in town That are open this late.

There are no chinese places in town That are open this late.   First World Problems

Get to the library Forgot my headphones

Get to the library Forgot my headphones  First World Problems

I want to channel surf but my hand gets too cold outside the blanket

I want to channel surf but my hand gets too cold outside the blanket  First World Problems

I want to look at the tall buildings but then people will think I'm a tourist

I want to look at the tall buildings but then people will think I'm a tourist  First World Problems
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