First World Problems

I recorded my favorite show In standard definition

I recorded my favorite show In standard definition  First World Problems

All the clever and punny urls I think of Are already taken

All the clever and punny urls I think of Are already taken  First World Problems

My jaw hurts from getting my new gold fillings

My jaw hurts from getting my new gold fillings  First World Problems

I can't use vending machines because i don't carry small bills

I can't use vending machines because i don't carry small bills  First World Problems

I can't sit down comfortably Because my wallets so full of money

I can't sit down comfortably Because my wallets so full of money  First World Problems

My penis is so large it constantly looks like i have a boner

My penis is so large it constantly looks like i have a boner  First World Problems

Roommate never leaves room How am i supposed to masterbate

Roommate never leaves room How am i supposed to masterbate  First World Problems

Been sitting too long Now butt hurts

Been sitting too long Now butt hurts  First World Problems

so much food in my burrito that it bursts in the middle

so much food in my burrito that it bursts in the middle  First World Problems

Finds something cool on the internet "this link has already been submitted"

Finds something cool on the internet
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