First World Problems

My throwaway account just had a cake day

My throwaway account just had a cake day  First World Problems

pulled the trigger on myself after an open bar now I'm hungry again

pulled the trigger on myself after an open bar now I'm hungry again  First World Problems

I would go out to clubs ...But my music is so much better here...

I would go out to clubs ...But my music is so much better here...  First World Problems

I want to buy a powerball ticket But the jackpot is only $40 million

I want to buy a powerball ticket But the jackpot is only $40 million  First World Problems

My Throwaway account Has more karma than my real account

My Throwaway account Has more karma 
than my real account  First World Problems

I'm too high to plug in my harddrive to watch anime

I'm too high to plug in my harddrive to watch anime  First World Problems

my team lost the suprbowl now i cant brag about their victory tomorrow

my team lost the suprbowl now i cant brag about their victory tomorrow  First World Problems

I'm too short to Audition for the Part Of Luke Skywalker And I'm too tall to be an ewok

I'm too short to Audition for the Part Of Luke Skywalker And I'm too tall to be an ewok  First World Problems

I don't remember which shoe I just shined Now the shine is uneven

I don't remember which shoe I just shined Now the shine is uneven  First World Problems

Laid off from my job where I did nothing for two months while salaried. Have an interview with a competitor within a week, and my old boss calls me saying he needs me back that same day.

Laid off from my job where I did nothing for two months while salaried. Have an interview with a competitor within a week, and my old boss calls me saying he needs me back that same day.  First World Problems
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