First World Stoner Problems

can't roll the joint Weed is too sticky

can't roll the joint Weed is too sticky  First World Stoner Problems

All of my friends want to take me to the bar and get drunk But I wanna stay home and get high

All of my friends want to take me to the bar and get drunk But I wanna stay home and get high  First World Stoner Problems

I can't smoke right now My friend just got a MFLB

I can't smoke right now My friend just got a MFLB  First World Stoner Problems

takes a tolerance break not enough room in the fridge for all the food mom sends up

takes a tolerance break not enough room in the fridge for all the food mom sends up  First World Stoner Problems

I want to smoke more But i'm too stoned to get up and the bong is across the room

I want to smoke more But i'm too stoned to get up and the bong is across the room  First World Stoner Problems

Got enough money to buy some trees Dealer doesn't wake up until 1PM

Got enough money to buy some trees Dealer doesn't wake up until 1PM  First World Stoner Problems

i just smoked the last of my eigth now all i can do is drink

i just smoked the last of my eigth now all i can do is drink  First World Stoner Problems

Met new dealer at work forgot to ask for his number before he quit

Met new dealer at work forgot to ask for his number before he quit  First World Stoner Problems

thought of a really good meme when i was high but i already forgot it because im such a stoner

thought of a really good meme when i was high  but i already forgot it because im such a stoner  First World Stoner Problems

first successful post on r/trees gets past 420 karma too fast

first successful post on r/trees gets past 420 karma too fast  First World Stoner Problems
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