First World Stoner Problems

drank all the milk in my glass still have cookies left to eat

drank all the milk in my glass still have cookies left to eat  First World Stoner Problems

Just bought weed Now I have too much and it doesn't fit in my stash jar

Just bought weed Now I have too much and it doesn't fit in my stash jar  First World Stoner Problems

I can hear the ice-cream truck But I'm stuck at work and can't chase it

I can hear the ice-cream truck But I'm stuck at work and can't chase it  First World Stoner Problems

I need a second set of arms because I can't roll a joint and do something else at the same time

I need a second set of arms because I can't roll a joint and do something else at the same time  First World Stoner Problems

Going home for christmas Can't smoke trees for 2 days

Going home for christmas Can't smoke trees for 2 days  First World Stoner Problems

Got to watch The Dark Knight Rises in an empty theater five hours before the midnight premiere. Couldn't smoke before work.

Got to watch The Dark Knight Rises in an empty theater five hours before the midnight premiere. Couldn't smoke before work.  First World Stoner Problems

Dry for weeks; gets birthday money early Dealer never answers

Dry for weeks;
gets birthday money early Dealer never answers  First World Stoner Problems

Buyed so much weed It doesn't fit my tictac box

Buyed so much weed It doesn't fit my tictac box  First World Stoner Problems

Had too much weed in my pocket not enough room for my bowl

Had too much weed in my pocket not enough room for my bowl  First World Stoner Problems

I wanted chocolate chip cookies i bought oatmeal raisin

I wanted chocolate chip cookies i bought oatmeal raisin  First World Stoner Problems
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