First World Stoner Problems

Wanted to get high over the weekend dealer doesn't answer his phone until Monday

Wanted to get high over the weekend dealer doesn't answer his phone until Monday  First World Stoner Problems

Want to smoke a fat bowl All I have is Kief

Want to smoke a fat bowl All I have is Kief  First World Stoner Problems

All my friends have Girlfriends and boyfriends but what about me??

All my friends have Girlfriends and boyfriends but what about me??  First World Stoner Problems

My weed is too dank My RA smelled it while I was breaking it up and I got busted

My weed is too dank My RA smelled it while I was breaking it up and I got busted  First World Stoner Problems

I have so many extra AA batteries But none of them work in my MFLB

I have so many extra AA batteries But none of them work in my MFLB  First World Stoner Problems

The angle on my tv screen is slightly off, But I'm eating pizza and don't feel like getting up to move it.

The angle on my tv screen is slightly off, But I'm eating pizza and don't feel like getting up to move it.  First World Stoner Problems

Put a bugger in my empty Coke can Forgot and took a swig later

Put a bugger in my empty Coke can Forgot and took a swig later  First World Stoner Problems

I went to Chipotle. Should I get a Burrito or a Bowl?

I went to Chipotle. Should I get a Burrito or a Bowl?  First World Stoner Problems

All of my bics died Had to use zippo

All of my bics died Had to use zippo  First World Stoner Problems

Watched Pineapple Express for the 4th time last night Can't get "Electric Avenue" out of my head

Watched Pineapple Express 
for the 4th time last night Can't get
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