Forever Alone

receives first email in months "we're sorry, matchmaker.com could not match you with anyone."

receives first email in months

   Forever Alone

requires 2 people to install new ceiling fan goes without ceiling fan

requires 2 people to install new ceiling fan goes without ceiling fan  Forever Alone

Slow dance song plays "good time to get a drink"

Slow dance song plays

listens to reddit talk radio pretends he's part of the conversation

listens to reddit talk radio pretends he's part of the conversation  Forever Alone

Overly attached girlfriend? Must be nice to have someone like you.

Overly attached girlfriend? Must be nice to have someone like you.   Forever Alone

Phone rings oh i got a text Calendar Reminder

Phone rings
oh i got a text Calendar Reminder  Forever Alone

new headset no one to talk with

new headset no one to talk with  Forever Alone

had sex on the beach then the bartender asked if i wanted another drink.

had sex on the beach then the bartender asked if i wanted another drink.  Forever Alone

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Submits to adviceanimals qkme_transcriber will comment  Forever Alone
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