Forever Alone

made a guinness world record oldest virgin

made a guinness world record oldest virgin  Forever Alone

Turned 20 today beat teen pregnancy...easily

Turned 20 today beat teen pregnancy...easily  Forever Alone

Gets a date at the grocery store it rots

Gets a date at the grocery store it rots  Forever Alone

Got three new texts From my best friend Amazon

Got three new texts From my best friend Amazon  Forever Alone

Bath salts eats off own face

Bath salts eats off own face  Forever Alone

Thinks about all the free time lost with a second job doesn't actually matter

Thinks about all the free time lost with a second job doesn't actually matter  Forever Alone

hot girl friended me on facebook "Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else."

hot girl friended me on facebook

purposely did not pay bills just to get noticed

purposely did not pay bills just to get noticed  Forever Alone

SAT AT THE NERD TABLE IN THE CAFETERIA EVERYONE got up and LEFT

SAT AT THE NERD TABLE IN THE CAFETERIA EVERYONE got up and LEFT  Forever Alone

Unsubsribed from obama's email list well, there goes 80% of my new messages

Unsubsribed from obama's email list well, there goes 80% of my new messages  Forever Alone
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