Forever Alone

At least someone bought him

 At least someone bought him  Forever Alone

Gets more reddit messages than text or voicemail.

Gets more reddit messages than text or voicemail.  Forever Alone

I call my mobile using the work phone and say SEX!!

I call my mobile using the work phone and say SEX!!  Forever Alone

Doctor told me no holding hands or prolonged skin to skin contact oh, you don't have to worry about that doc

Doctor told me no holding hands or prolonged skin to skin contact oh, you don't have to worry about that doc  Forever Alone

is now in a relationship with overly attached girlfriend she keeps her status as single

is now in a relationship with overly attached girlfriend she keeps her status as single  Forever Alone

Two in one toothbrush pack! At least I don't have to go to the store to get another next month.

Two in one toothbrush pack! At least I don't have to go to the store to get another next month.  Forever Alone

My head is misshapen. My chin is ginormous. My prospects are dire. Woe is me. Woe is me.

My head is misshapen.
My chin is ginormous. My prospects are dire.
Woe is me.
Woe is me.  Forever Alone

WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN YOU HAVE SWAG

WHO NEEDS FRIENDS  WHEN YOU HAVE SWAG  Forever Alone

The only person on skype to talk to is "Skype test call"

The only person on skype to  talk to  is

Meet new people? You mean stand awkwardly near new people

Meet new people? You mean stand awkwardly near new people  Forever Alone
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