Forever Alone

Asks cousin to call phone because I "lost" it Finally a missed call

Asks cousin to call phone because I

Goodnight Self

Goodnight Self  Forever Alone

Table for one? Right this way sir.

Table for one? Right this way sir.  Forever Alone

went to a strip club was not offered a lap dance

went to a strip club was not offered a lap dance  Forever Alone

somebody loves me more than anything in the world my cat

somebody loves me more than anything in the world my cat  Forever Alone

Doctor asked if I'm sexually active Quite, if you count masturbation

Doctor asked if I'm sexually active Quite, if you count 
masturbation  Forever Alone

Phone vibrates battery done charging

Phone vibrates battery done charging  Forever Alone

Presses Roulette button on Umentioned Gets self

Presses Roulette button on Umentioned Gets self  Forever Alone

Reading "Whats the cheesiest, most cringe inducing pet name you've ever heard someone call their SO?" My mom calls me honeybunny

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friend calls that i haven't heard from in a while "sorry, accidentally called you."

friend calls that i haven't heard from in a while
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