Forever Alone

S2Sell Makes Seductive Announcer Never had a woman say anything similar to him IRL

S2Sell Makes Seductive Announcer Never had a woman say anything similar to him IRL  Forever Alone

Has a fake girlfriend Dies of cancer

Has a fake girlfriend Dies of cancer  Forever Alone

Never gets head Even when fliping a coin

Never gets head
 Even when fliping a coin
  Forever Alone

Has no date for Valentine's Day Takes Siri to restaurant

Has no date for Valentine's Day Takes Siri to restaurant  Forever Alone

says hi to cute girl on facebook she immediately goes offline

says hi to cute girl on facebook she immediately goes offline  Forever Alone

Log on to Facebook All my friends are dead

Log on to
Facebook All my friends are dead  Forever Alone

runs complex helpdesk software is the only IT employee

runs complex helpdesk software is the only IT employee   Forever Alone

our face with no weed for this weekend

our face with no weed for this weekend  Forever Alone

prom for assholes, rationalize

prom for assholes, rationalize  Forever Alone

i get an orgasm every morning when i stretch

i get an orgasm every morning when i stretch  Forever Alone
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