Forever Alone

my girlfriend gave me a pet name today... cuntyballs twatface cockbreath fuckwit motherfucking minger. that's just too cute...

my girlfriend gave me a pet name today... cuntyballs twatface cockbreath fuckwit motherfucking minger. that's just too cute...  Forever Alone

Enters heaven after death God leaves

Enters heaven after death God leaves  Forever Alone

Shave one leg Feels like i'm sleeping with a woman

Shave one leg Feels like i'm sleeping with a woman  Forever Alone

Post milestone tweet on twitter no followers to read it

Post milestone tweet on twitter no followers to read it  Forever Alone

Explained Memes to Girlfriend

Explained Memes to Girlfriend   Forever Alone

leaves computer unlocked at work nobody sets a funny picture to wallpaper

leaves computer unlocked at work nobody sets a funny picture to wallpaper  Forever Alone

Establishes relation with Miranda in Mass Effect 2 Changes Facebook status to "In a Relationship"

Establishes relation with Miranda in Mass Effect 2 Changes Facebook status to

ignore hot girl to get hot girl's attention Hot girl doesn't care

ignore hot girl to get hot girl's attention Hot girl doesn't care  Forever Alone

Was told to turn off group messaging Didnt matter

Was told to turn off group messaging Didnt matter  Forever Alone

There's no 'I' in team? Good thing there's an 'M'&'E'...

There's no 'I' in team? Good thing there's an 'M'&'E'...  Forever Alone
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