Forever Alone

write carefully worded satirical statuses deserving of an eurgh level of likes get 8

write carefully worded satirical statuses deserving of an eurgh level of likes get 8  Forever Alone

*GOES TO ROOM 1* Finds out the true meaning of being 'Foerver Alone'.

*GOES TO ROOM 1* Finds out the true meaning of being 'Foerver Alone'.  Forever Alone

"Smoking feels sooo good after sex" AFTER FAPPING TOO

I was once called "ugly big Jaw" nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

I was once called

sends text to himself through email to make sure phone is still working

 sends text to himself through email to make sure phone is still working  Forever Alone

backyard summer bbq for one

backyard 
summer bbq for one  Forever Alone

have giftcards to a restaurant expire before i get a date

have giftcards to a restaurant expire before i get a date  Forever Alone

I wish i wasn't so ugly. OOHHHH! thats why i aint married by now. after all, i am like 30, right?

I wish i wasn't so ugly. OOHHHH! thats why i aint married by now. after all, i am like 30, right?  Forever Alone

receive's 1 facebook birthday notification thanks mom

receive's 1 facebook birthday notification thanks mom  Forever Alone

Forgets to flush toilet when he leaves the house poop still there when he gets home

Forgets to flush toilet when he leaves the house poop still there when he gets home  Forever Alone
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