Forever Alone

Get spam wall-post on facebook Don't delete, first post in months

Get spam wall-post on facebook Don't delete, first post in months  Forever Alone

Invites friends to birthday party Plays recorded Birthday song

Invites friends to birthday party Plays recorded Birthday song  Forever Alone

Get a subpoena Have social event to look forward to

Get a subpoena Have social event to look forward to  Forever Alone

Filling out job application Please list references

Filling out job application  Please list references  Forever Alone

Stopped masturbating for a second hand falls asleep

Stopped masturbating for a second hand falls asleep  Forever Alone

"I never see anyone else in this passenger seat. You have such a beautiful car, you need an equally pretty girl to ride in it with you." Thanks mom. I never thought of that

Puts in SIM card after long vacation No texts or missed calls

Puts in SIM card after long vacation No texts or missed calls  Forever Alone

Sends text to check account balance forgets and becomes excited when message arrives

Sends text to check account balance forgets and  becomes excited when message arrives  Forever Alone

Uses Galaxy S3 face unlock feature "Sorry, don't recognize you."

Uses Galaxy S3 face unlock feature

Left room without nametag ATC's didn't notice

Left room without nametag ATC's didn't notice  Forever Alone
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