Forever Alone

Who has 5 fingers and is getting laid? My right hand!!!

Who has 5 fingers and is getting laid? My right hand!!!  Forever Alone

LIKE your own post forever alone

LIKE your own post forever alone  Forever Alone

Forgot to put phone on silent in class didn't matter

Forgot to put phone on silent in class didn't matter   Forever Alone

Random woman says hi on the street think about it the whole day

Random woman says hi on the street think about it the whole day  Forever Alone

Hey! Somebody actually texted me in the middle of the day Your Verizon wireless bill is now available to be viewed online

Hey! Somebody actually texted me in the middle of the day Your Verizon wireless bill is now available to be viewed online  Forever Alone

Today is St. Patrick's Day Library is empty

Today is St. Patrick's Day Library is empty  Forever Alone

Shave one leg so it feels like i'm sleeping with a girl

Shave one leg so it feels like i'm sleeping with a girl  Forever Alone

oh boy a new text message! "your account is at 75% data for this billing period"

oh boy a new text message!

2 bj's a year? Sounds nice

2 bj's a year? Sounds nice  Forever Alone

Buys extra year book pages None of them filled out

Buys extra year book pages None of them filled out  Forever Alone
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