Forever Alone

Hello ladies and gentleman This is Brett Keane.

Hello ladies and gentleman This is Brett Keane.   Forever Alone

Finally meet slutty girl you've been flirting with online for months who keeps wanting to hook up *stares away awkwardly* I think this was a bad idea.

Finally meet slutty girl you've been flirting with online for months who keeps wanting to hook up *stares away awkwardly* I think this was a bad idea.   Forever Alone

posts on reddit no up votes or down votes

posts on reddit no up votes or down votes  Forever Alone

can't even get a date on live tv fail

can't even get a date on live tv fail  Forever Alone

stalking friends on fb in comp lab making sure they don't walk up behind you

stalking friends on fb in comp lab making sure they don't walk up behind you   Forever Alone

I have a Valentine!!! Captain Teemo

I have a Valentine!!! Captain Teemo  Forever Alone

Ohh my insurance policy doesn't cover birth control anymore? No problem

Ohh my insurance policy doesn't cover birth control anymore? No problem  Forever Alone

found my green jacket

 found my green jacket  Forever Alone

Forgot to put phone on vibrate at the movie theater Didn't matter

Forgot to put phone on vibrate at the movie theater Didn't matter  Forever Alone

Phone finally vibrates with a message 10% power

Phone finally vibrates with a message 10% power  Forever Alone
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