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Forever Resentful Mother

By the time I graduated college I already had you and your brother, and your dad and I owned our own home. What's wrong with you? Destroyed economy by flipping houses 5 times in 3 years.

By the time I graduated college I already had you and your brother, and your dad and I owned our own home. What's wrong with you? Destroyed economy by flipping houses 5 times in 3 years. Forever Resentful Mother
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Awww that's skirt is so cute Daughter; that's it I'm changin

Awww that's skirt is so cute Daughter; that's it I'm changin Forever Resentful Mother
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Oh, so you would bang her into next week? So would I

Oh, so you would bang her into next week? So would I Forever Resentful Mother
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oh you want to be an engineer? the only way you'll ever be happy is if you are a doctor. Trust me, i'm your mother.

oh you want to be an engineer? the only way you'll ever be happy is if you are a doctor. Trust me, i'm your mother. Forever Resentful Mother
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Abortions don't always work trust me

Abortions don't always work trust me Forever Resentful Mother
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*at christmas dinner when i'm 23* is it too late to have an abortion?

*at christmas dinner when i'm 23* is it too late to have an abortion? Forever Resentful Mother
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Mom, you know how too much of a good thing can be bad? I wouldn't know, I've never had too much of a good thing.

Mom, you know how too much of a good thing can be bad? I wouldn't know, I've never had too much of a good thing. Forever Resentful Mother
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Oh, you left me for a teenage gymnast? Just like your father

Oh, you left me for a teenage gymnast? Just like your father Forever Resentful Mother
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I found your condoms in your dresser, but don't worry You're too small for them.

I found your condoms in your dresser, but don't worry You're too small for them. Forever Resentful Mother
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I could have been a model Then the cut you out of me

I could have been a model Then the cut you out of me Forever Resentful Mother
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