Forever Resentful Mother

Oh, you have an overly attached girlfriend? I was wondering why you were completely ignoring me for a while. It's okay, you won't have to walk your dog anymore.

Oh, you have an overly attached girlfriend? I was wondering why you were completely ignoring me for a while.  It's okay, you won't have to walk your dog anymore.  Forever Resentful Mother

i never chose you for a son and i never will

i never chose you for a son and i never will  Forever Resentful Mother

you forgot to delete your browsing history you have just as poor taste as your father.

you forgot to delete your browsing history you have just as poor taste as your father.  Forever Resentful Mother

Really? Sheltering Suburban Mom was on the front page before me?

Really? Sheltering Suburban Mom was on the front page before me?  Forever Resentful Mother

I'm always right. "Why?" Because i'm a parent

I'm always right.

   Forever Resentful Mother

Oh! i put your life on hold when i ground you?

 Oh! i put your life on hold when i ground you?  Forever Resentful Mother

your father and i are getting a divorce. because you won't be our friend on facebook.

your father and i are getting a divorce. because you won't be our friend on facebook.  Forever Resentful Mother

I should have swallowed you when I had the chance

I should have swallowed you when I had the chance  Forever Resentful Mother

[the first 6 years] "Use your words." "Don't talk back"

[the first 6 years]
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