Forever Resentful Mother

I have always wanted to have lots of children Until u came along

I have always wanted to have lots of children Until u came along  Forever Resentful Mother

You want to move out? fine, just leave me like everyone else

You want to move out? fine, just leave me like everyone else  Forever Resentful Mother

Your father's dating an attractive 26 year old? Too bad he doesn't want to see his children anymore

Your father's dating an attractive 26 year old? Too bad he doesn't want to see his children anymore  Forever Resentful Mother

yeah, i had a figure like your father's girlfriend once but someone had to conceive you

yeah, i had a figure like your father's girlfriend once but someone had to conceive you  Forever Resentful Mother

I didn't get a phd in astrophysics to make you french toast

I didn't get a phd in astrophysics to make you french toast  Forever Resentful Mother

I raised you to have a healthy relationship with a woman. By "a woman" I meant me

I raised you to have a healthy relationship with a woman. By

can we shut the fuck up and go back to making advice animals?

can we shut the fuck up and go back to making advice animals?  Forever Resentful Mother

Gets you emergency contact card Puts your fathers fax number from 10 years ago

Gets you emergency contact card Puts your fathers fax number from 10 years ago   Forever Resentful Mother

Thank God it's Friday Finally time for red wine and chocolate.

Thank God it's Friday Finally time for red wine and chocolate.  Forever Resentful Mother

what do i want for mothers day? care-free life before marriage and children

what do i want for mothers day?  care-free life before marriage and children  Forever Resentful Mother
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