Forever Resentful Mother

You've done so many nice things If only one of those were for me.

You've done so many nice things If only one of those were for me.   Forever Resentful Mother

You hate me because I wont extend your curfew? Well I hate you because of what you did to my vagina.

You hate me because I wont extend your curfew? Well I hate you because of what you did to my vagina.  Forever Resentful Mother

You've given up something for Lent? like they way this family has given up on me?

You've given up something for Lent? like they way this family has given up on me?  Forever Resentful Mother

Oh you made it to the front page in one day? It must be my genes, no one in your father's family looks good

Oh you made it to the front page in one day? It must be my genes, no one in your father's family looks good  Forever Resentful Mother

sure, you can go to the movies but you're grounded the rest of the week

sure, you can go to the movies but you're grounded the rest of the week  Forever Resentful Mother

No one anywhere likes anything i do What's new?

No one anywhere
likes anything i do What's new?  Forever Resentful Mother

Oh, its steak and bj night? let me get mike and dave out of the house for a bit.

Oh, its steak and bj night? let me get mike and dave out of the house for a bit.  Forever Resentful Mother

Oh you want dinner too? Beats you with hers

Oh you want dinner too? Beats you with hers  Forever Resentful Mother

Most People on reddit have mother issues.

Most People on reddit have mother issues.  Forever Resentful Mother

so everyone thinks your dads picture as a meme is funny the only thing funny about him is the size of whats in his pants

so everyone thinks your dads picture as a meme is funny the only thing funny about him is the size of whats in his pants  Forever Resentful Mother
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