Forever Resentful Mother

I had to rescue the cat from the tree outside The Silly little thing doesn't see the consequences of its actions, just like your father

I had to rescue the cat from the tree outside The Silly little thing doesn't see the consequences of its actions, just like  your father  Forever Resentful Mother

You don't have vacation time? Don't worry, my dog will always love me.

You don't have vacation time? Don't worry, my dog will always love me.  Forever Resentful Mother

I'm so Glad you started college... Now I can divorce your dad

I'm so Glad you started college... Now I can divorce your dad  Forever Resentful Mother

Snakes in the head... Snakes in the bed.

Snakes in the head... Snakes in the bed.  Forever Resentful Mother

realizes she's a shitty meme stops getting posted

realizes she's a shitty meme stops getting posted  Forever Resentful Mother

STEAM HAS GONE DOWN ON MANY CUSTOMERS? YOUR STEP MOTHER MUST BE REALLY jealous.

STEAM HAS GONE DOWN ON MANY CUSTOMERS? YOUR STEP MOTHER MUST BE REALLY jealous.  Forever Resentful Mother

How nice, you bought groceries you should get a little refrigerator for your room

How nice, you bought groceries you should get a little refrigerator for your room  Forever Resentful Mother

I gave up my career to raise you With you off to college, this wine is all I have left

I gave up my career to raise you With you off to college, this wine is all I have left  Forever Resentful Mother

Child ABuse? No, more like payback for the stretch marks

Child ABuse? No, more like payback for the stretch marks  Forever Resentful Mother

Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to pull a guilt trip. I'll just move out so you can live with your dad and be happy.

Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to pull a guilt trip. I'll just move out so you can live with your dad and be happy.  Forever Resentful Mother
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