Forever Resentful Mother

Why did I decide to have you? I wanted a free paycheck every month.

Why did I decide to have you? I wanted a free paycheck every month.  Forever Resentful Mother

Gives birth on February 29'th 1 birthday every 4 years.

Gives birth on February 29'th 1 birthday every 4 years.    Forever Resentful Mother

So your new girlfriend is blonde and younger than you? now I know where you get your taste from

So your new girlfriend is blonde and younger than you? now I know where you get your taste from  Forever Resentful Mother

You're joining the army? That's fine, I look forward to dying alone

You're joining the army? That's fine, I look forward to dying alone  Forever Resentful Mother

You're putting food on your plate before it's gotten to me? No, no it doesn't matter, keep taking your food. Go on.

You're putting food on your plate before it's gotten to me? No, no it doesn't matter, keep taking your food. Go on.  Forever Resentful Mother

Take the dog for a walk She's the best Valentine's option you have

Take the dog for a walk She's the best Valentine's option you have  Forever Resentful Mother

You can't be done playing piano You've only played for an hour

You can't be done playing piano You've only played for an hour  Forever Resentful Mother

i give him life... he gives that bitch a house

i give him life... he gives that bitch a house  Forever Resentful Mother

If only I drank as much as i do now when i was pregnant We wouldn't be having this conversation

If only I drank as much as i do now when i was pregnant We wouldn't be having this conversation  Forever Resentful Mother

Oh honey, marriage doesn´t mean you´re not lonely I´m happy we stayed together for you

Oh honey, marriage doesn´t mean you´re not lonely I´m happy we stayed together for you  Forever Resentful Mother
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