Forever Resentful Mother

You have a new girlfriend? Like father, like daughter.

You have a new girlfriend? Like father, like daughter.  Forever Resentful Mother

You have no idea how hard I work I had the maids clean the whole house

You have no idea how hard I work I had the maids clean the whole house   Forever Resentful Mother

I haven't been able to get a date since you were born and i can defiantly say an electric toothbrush is better than a manual one

I haven't been able to get a date since you were born and i can defiantly say an electric toothbrush is better than a manual one  Forever Resentful Mother

he will probably abandon you, just like he did with me.

he will probably abandon you, just like he did with me.  Forever Resentful Mother

i was gonna be rich and famous instead i had you

i was gonna be rich and famous instead i had you  Forever Resentful Mother

Your dog killed himself he ran under my tire

Your dog killed himself he ran under my tire  Forever Resentful Mother

How did I save you from drowning? I took my foot off your back.

How did I save you from drowning? I took my foot off your back.  Forever Resentful Mother

I almost got my doctorate before you were born. But please, go on about how I'm a bitch because I won't buy you a car.

I almost got my doctorate before you were born. But please, go on about how I'm a bitch because I won't buy you a car.  Forever Resentful Mother

You like your dad better? I should have anal

You like your dad better? I should have anal  Forever Resentful Mother

You won't help me carry the groceries? i carried you for 9 months

You won't help me carry the groceries? i carried you for 9 months  Forever Resentful Mother
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