Forever Resentful Mother

you were only born because I was a ten

you were only born because I was a ten  Forever Resentful Mother

Honey, it's every mom's dream to hear their daughter's pregnant ... I just wished you'd have graduated junior high first, but who the hell am I?

Honey, it's every mom's dream to hear their daughter's pregnant ... I just wished you'd have graduated junior high first, but who the hell am I?  Forever Resentful Mother

Makes shopping list Red wine, Valium, $10 ready meals, Trojans

Makes shopping list Red wine, Valium, $10 ready meals, Trojans  Forever Resentful Mother

you were only interested in me for a month just like your father

you were only interested in me for a month just like your father  Forever Resentful Mother

I could have been a model Then they cut you out of me

I could have been a model Then they cut you out of me  Forever Resentful Mother

You want to own your own home after graduating college? Destroys economy by flipping houses 5 times in 3 years.

You want to own your own home after graduating college? Destroys economy by flipping houses 5 times in 3 years.  Forever Resentful Mother

Oh you wanted mcdonalds too?

Oh you wanted mcdonalds too?   Forever Resentful Mother

Hey sweetie I left food and drinks on your desk!

Hey sweetie I left food and drinks on your desk!  Forever Resentful Mother

lies about having multiple sclerosis because i didn't clean the house

lies about having multiple sclerosis because i didn't clean the house  Forever Resentful Mother

Why? Because.

Why? Because.  Forever Resentful Mother
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