Foul Bachelor Frog

goes to bed early because afternoon nap ran really long

goes to bed early because afternoon nap ran really long  Foul Bachelor Frog

Can't find shirt Just wears sweatshirt

Can't find shirt Just wears sweatshirt  Foul Bachelor Frog

notices teeth are dirty scratches plaque off

notices teeth are dirty scratches plaque off  Foul Bachelor Frog

Says he started working out Just switches hands after each masturbation session

Says he started working out Just switches hands after each masturbation session  Foul Bachelor Frog

Chugs water before bed Leans off bed to *refill* bottle in the AM

Chugs water before bed Leans off bed to *refill* bottle in the AM  Foul Bachelor Frog

Lives in constant fear Of random black light at party

Lives in constant fear Of random black light  at party  Foul Bachelor Frog

COUNTS FOR TODAY And Tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and man I'm feeling kind of sticky maybe I should shower, and the day after that

COUNTS FOR TODAY And Tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and maybe the day after that, and man I'm feeling kind of sticky maybe I should shower, and the day after that  Foul Bachelor Frog

Clear pee Don't need to flush

Clear pee Don't need to flush  Foul Bachelor Frog

use phone as makeshift ruler bear grylls: born survivor

use phone as makeshift ruler bear grylls: born survivor  Foul Bachelor Frog

Woman says no to me Get upset and throw a fit!

Woman says no to me Get upset and throw a fit!  Foul Bachelor Frog
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