Foul Bachelor Frog

Sink's full of dirty dishes uses an empty pringles can as a cup

Sink's full of
 dirty dishes uses an empty pringles can as a cup  Foul Bachelor Frog

heated up cold mcdonalds burger using my bed's electric blanket

heated up cold mcdonalds burger using my bed's electric blanket  Foul Bachelor Frog

no quarters for laundry showers with clothes on

no quarters for laundry showers with clothes on  Foul Bachelor Frog

Parents won't be home for a while emerge from basement lair to animatedly masturbate throughout the rest of the house

Parents won't be home for a while emerge from basement lair to animatedly masturbate throughout the rest of the house  Foul Bachelor Frog

Bald Tires? You mean new racing slicks

Bald Tires? You mean new racing slicks  Foul Bachelor Frog

Exercise? That would require more laundry and bathing

Exercise? That would require more laundry and bathing  Foul Bachelor Frog

ACCIDENTALLY PEES ON HAND "Actually wash my hands? no. towel is good enough

ACCIDENTALLY PEES ON HAND

Dog urinates behind couch where no one can see it "Well since no one can see it, we don't have to clean it up."

Dog urinates behind couch where no one can see it

Take a bath so hot that my pee feels cool

Take a bath so hot that my pee feels cool  Foul Bachelor Frog

drunk on a monday afternoon good enough of a story for a cakeday post

drunk on a monday afternoon good enough of a story for a cakeday post  Foul Bachelor Frog
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