Foul Bachelor Frog

remote just out of arms reach better use the golf club

remote just out of arms reach better use the golf club  Foul Bachelor Frog

Get ghosted free dinner

Get ghosted free dinner  Foul Bachelor Frog

fap fap fap use elbow to close browser

fap fap fap use elbow to close browser  Foul Bachelor Frog

7:00PM PHONE CALLER: "Sorry, did I wake you?" "NOOoooo..." groggily.

7:00PM PHONE CALLER:

Last pee before going to bed Walk around the house with pants halfway down

Last pee before going to bed Walk around the house with pants halfway down  Foul Bachelor Frog

Out of hair gel use spit

Out of hair gel use spit  Foul Bachelor Frog

Finish masturbating. Leaves pants around ankels for the rest of the day.

Finish masturbating. Leaves pants around ankels for the rest of the day.  Foul Bachelor Frog

imagines the feeling of sucking his own dick also imagines swallowing

imagines the feeling of sucking his own dick also imagines swallowing  Foul Bachelor Frog

only drinks diet soda because spills will eventually dry without a sticky mess

only drinks diet soda because spills will eventually dry without a sticky mess  Foul Bachelor Frog

Flush left over food down the toilet Because trashcan is overflowing

Flush left over food down the toilet  Because trashcan is overflowing  Foul Bachelor Frog
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