Friend Zone Fiona

Says you are a sweet guy Rejects you and goes on a date with a giant turd

Says you are a sweet guy  Rejects you and goes on a date with a giant turd  Friend Zone Fiona

Posts nothing but love-related platitudes after breakup. Ignores guys altogether and only hangs out with girls.

Posts nothing but love-related platitudes after breakup. Ignores guys altogether and only hangs out with girls.  Friend Zone Fiona

I just farted And it tickled my butthole.

I just farted And it tickled my butthole.  Friend Zone Fiona

Leads you on.

 Leads you on.  Friend Zone Fiona

Makes you pay for her not a date

Makes you pay for her not a date  Friend Zone Fiona

SAYS SHE CAN KEEP UP DRUNK AFTER ONE BEER

SAYS SHE CAN KEEP UP DRUNK AFTER ONE BEER  Friend Zone Fiona

Loves you like a brother

Loves you like a brother  Friend Zone Fiona

"invites you over for dinner" "You're one of the girls"

Won't date you Doesn't approve of any new girlfriend you happen to get

Won't date you Doesn't approve of any new girlfriend you happen to get  Friend Zone Fiona

Sure, I'll call you! Translation: Don't ever call/text/email me

Sure, I'll call you! Translation: Don't ever call/text/email me  Friend Zone Fiona
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