Friend-Zoned Phil

Invite her to your dorm to "study" Actually study

Invite her to your dorm to

She says to me "You're hell of a guy" Makes out with 5 guys in the club

She says to me

I save her from certain death She tells me to leave her alone and go away.

I save her from certain death She tells me to leave her alone and go away.   Friend-Zoned Phil

She didn't answer my call or text she told me later she lost her phone

She didn't answer my call or text she told me later she lost her phone  Friend-Zoned Phil

Introduce her to your best friend See his car outside her home the next day

Introduce her to your best friend See his car outside her home the next day  Friend-Zoned Phil

Said i was like her bestfriend She wants me

Said i was like her bestfriend She wants me  Friend-Zoned Phil

bring Tp paper next time drop your pants

bring Tp paper next time drop your pants  Friend-Zoned Phil

ASK HER OUT SHE SAYS IT WOULD RUIN OUR "FRIENDSHIP"

ASK HER OUT SHE SAYS IT WOULD RUIN OUR

oh baby... I just came. While looking at your facebook page.

oh baby... I just came. While looking at your facebook page.  Friend-Zoned Phil

Message her on Facebook that I miss her Her: "Brb"

Message her on Facebook that I miss her Her:
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