Friendzone Johnny

Plans for weeks Humiliated for a lifetime

Plans for weeks Humiliated for a lifetime  Friendzone Johnny

Gives it a shot More than most redditors can say

Gives it a shot More than most redditors can say  Friendzone Johnny

wants to become a boyfriend becomes a meme

wants to become a boyfriend becomes a meme  Friendzone Johnny

Shaved his balls for nothing

Shaved his balls for nothing  Friendzone Johnny

Stays up talking to her until she falls asleep She lists him as her Brother on Facebook

Stays up talking to her until she falls asleep She lists him as her Brother on Facebook  Friendzone Johnny

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate gets a high five

Shows up at midnight with flowers and chocolate gets a high five  Friendzone Johnny

wears cross hoping jesus will help him get out of the friendzone jesus too busy helping tebow make it into the endzone

wears cross hoping jesus will help him get out of the friendzone jesus too busy helping tebow make it into the endzone  Friendzone Johnny

gets drunk with her at party only to hold her hair back as she pukes

gets drunk with her at party only to hold her hair back as she pukes  Friendzone Johnny

Hears girls problems actually cares

Hears girls problems actually cares  Friendzone Johnny

Flowers: $12.99 CHocolates: $4.99 3 hours hearing about your asshole bf? priceless

Flowers: $12.99 CHocolates: $4.99 3 hours hearing about your asshole bf? priceless  Friendzone Johnny