Friendzone Johnny

I brought you some Plant genitalia

I brought you some Plant genitalia  Friendzone Johnny

brings her flowers house smells like sex

brings her flowers house smells like sex  Friendzone Johnny

Pushes through sciatica pain to help move her heavy ass shit into upstairs apartment "Thanks Bud High five!"

Pushes through sciatica pain to help move her heavy ass shit into upstairs apartment

Thinks I'm cute like a teddy bear Nobody fucks teddy bears

Thinks I'm cute like a teddy bear Nobody fucks teddy bears  Friendzone Johnny

*girl's phone rings* "Hey, I'm just talking to my friend. What's up?"

*girl's phone rings*

   Friendzone Johnny

plans for weeks to create original content karma goes to reposts

plans for weeks to create original content karma goes to reposts  Friendzone Johnny

buys economy pack box of condoms expires

buys economy pack box of condoms expires  Friendzone Johnny

Reddit pities him "Itss funny cuz"... Public Enemy No. 1

Reddit pities him

puts condom on is congratulated for sex-ed reenactment

puts condom on is congratulated for sex-ed reenactment  Friendzone Johnny
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