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White scratches on the paint of your vehicle? Buff with whitening toothpaste and a soft rag/sponge, it will redistribute the clear-coat

White scratches on the paint of your vehicle? Buff with whitening toothpaste and a soft rag/sponge, it will redistribute the clear-coat  Good Advice Duck

Just masterbate

Just masterbate   Good Advice Duck

Bananas gone bad? Don't throw them away. Stick them in the freezer. You can use them later in a simple banana bread recipe.

Bananas gone bad? Don't throw them away. Stick them in the freezer. You can use them later in a simple banana bread recipe.  Good Advice Duck

Nervous about your first orgy? Picture everyone with their clothes on.

Nervous about your first orgy? Picture everyone with their clothes on.  Good Advice Duck

don't do a cannonball when you have to poop.

don't do a cannonball when you have to poop.  Good Advice Duck

masturbate first before making questionable sexual decisions.

masturbate first before making questionable sexual decisions.  Good Advice Duck

Trust me im a ducktor

Trust me im a ducktor  Good Advice Duck

want lots of comment karma? become a celebrity and do an AMA

want lots of comment karma? become a celebrity and do an AMA  Good Advice Duck

Want easy Karma? post an actual advice mallard about how to get easy karma

Want easy Karma?  post an actual advice mallard about how to get easy karma  Good Advice Duck

Have a problem? sort that shit out on your own and stop listening to a duck on the internet.

Have a problem? sort that shit out on your own and stop listening to a duck on the internet.  Good Advice Duck
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